Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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