mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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