If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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