I think my fart just growled at me.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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