i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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