Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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