I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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