I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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