My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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