I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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