You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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