I will die if light touches me.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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