we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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