My brain says no but my pants say off.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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