Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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