Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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