this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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