It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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