Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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