There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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