He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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