I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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