So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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