So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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