how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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