Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
