just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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