Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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