careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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