So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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