She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Dignity is for republicans.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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