i always forget guys have bellybuttons
they need to just BURY HIM!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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