Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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