Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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