And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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