Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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