He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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