can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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