You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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