That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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