So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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