sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I will be naked everywhere
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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