What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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