oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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