Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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