god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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