I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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