i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I got inside last night via doggy door
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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