Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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