he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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