READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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