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Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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