Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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